Here are two photos, inspired by a shocking exposition in the local paper. The first is of underground movie actress, Edith Massey, in a scene from the notoriously unfashionable movie, “Pink Flamingos.”
Edith has committed the fashion crime of allowing her breasts to actually touch!
Photo 2, Actress Sofía Vergara at a Hollywood premier, displays the “natural and elegant look,” with breasts pushed flat and out-of-sight. The pinnacle of good taste for your holiday party look, according to The Observer’s fashion- casualty writer, Olivia Fortson.
Charlotte, North Carolina is home to many who’d rather be in New York.
It’s a squeaky clean city, where “upscale” and “exclusive” are most aspired-to adjectives. The “Charlotte Observer” is the local standard bearer of charming Southern social conformity, and regularly publishes howlers like this, full of Dos and Don’ts, so that local country club doyennes can be perceived to be as “achingly chic” as the Saturday night crowd exiting a Path Train in downtown NYC.
Don’t let this happen to you ladies. But do enjoy some good laughs in the article
One of the article’s expert advisors had this to say about his fashion creds…
One word for what we are all about: connaissance, French for “in the know.” Knowing which Celine satchel will be the “it” bag this season and what Miucci Prada has up her sleeve for the season to come. Even better, Coplon’s knows you. From the runways in Paris and Milan to New York’s most up and coming atelier, we’ll know what look will work for you before you’ve even thought about it.